• Watching @macmoreno throw rocks at a possum in a tree http://twitpic.com/a3gnd (via @yayasheshe)i was throwing em @ a tree w a possum in it #

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• Just found $40 wrapped in a Target receipt while he was moving. Date on the receipt: 11.10.2007! #

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• Taking a beer break with my buddy Greg. He’s helping me move into my new place. This furniture is killer! #
• Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. #
• Billy Mays was so good he once sold Tusken Raiders sand. #BillyMaysTribute (via @darthvader) #

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• Reason #706 why I don’t bank at Wells Fargo: They won’t sell me a money order unless I’m an account holder. #
• @yayasheshe I wouldn’t turn it down. LOL tomorrow night? in reply to yayasheshe #

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• Scheduled my power to transfer when I move to my new apartment on Thursday. Imagine my surprise when I came home to a 90F apartment at 10pm! #
• My brothers won’t let my dog stay the night, none of my friends are answering their phones. Looks like we’re bookin’ a hotel tonight. #

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• Enjoying a nice hef at the saucer with my buddy David. #
• Great. A song just came on that removes me of a chica I shouldn’t be thinking of. Fantastico. #
• @tmoverbeck hey, have you checked the dwex email lately? exciting stuff (maybe) #
• @tmoverbeck Same here. I’ve been lookin’ around a bit, but everything’s so bloody expensive! in reply to tmoverbeck #
• DAMMIT! Now I have Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” stuck in my head! >:| #
• Hey guys! Enjoy Boom Town at Pizza by Marco in Addison! We’re open until 3am tonight! 5000 Belt Line #

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• My digestive tract and circulatory system are LOVIN’ this Chocolate Thunder cake from Pizza by Marco! My endocrine system… not so much. #

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• @DecisiveDesign OY! Quitcher bitchin’! in reply to DecisiveDesign #

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• @miss_ali1984 well that matches the user’s description… in reply to miss_ali1984 #
• TUACA! BAC just shot up to .043. I think I’ll be walking to the Saucer tonight. #
• @miss_ali1984 DAMN THE MAN in reply to miss_ali1984 #
• @yayasheshe OH WHATEVER! lol You at the Saucer? in reply to yayasheshe #
• @yayasheshe and why is that? in reply to yayasheshe #
• @yayasheshe oh hush! No one wants me there but it doesn’t stop me from showing up! in reply to yayasheshe #

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• If you loved the new Transformers movie, you may just want to unfollow me now. The next three days will not be pleasant for you. #
• I just saw Transformers 2. I HATED it! Thoroughly. Utterly. Completely. HATED it! Lazy, sloppy, obligitory writing! #
• @shr1mpch1p baby, groovy never went away. in reply to shr1mpch1p #
• @OneLuvGurl balls. Huge ones. In fact, one of ‘em even had a pair! in reply to OneLuvGurl #
• @OneLuvGurl no like giant brass and steel balls. in reply to OneLuvGurl #
• @shr1mpch1p I feel ya, chica. I feel ya. in reply to shr1mpch1p #

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