@miss_ali1984 well that matches the user’s description… in reply to miss_ali1984 #
TUACA! BAC just shot up to .043. I think I’ll be walking to the Saucer tonight. #
@miss_ali1984 DAMN THE MAN in reply to miss_ali1984 #
@yayasheshe OH WHATEVER! lol You at the Saucer? in reply to yayasheshe #
@yayasheshe and why is that? in reply to [...]

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If you loved the new Transformers movie, you may just want to unfollow me now. The next three days will not be pleasant for you. #
I just saw Transformers 2. I HATED it! Thoroughly. Utterly. Completely. HATED it! Lazy, sloppy, obligitory writing! #
@shr1mpch1p baby, groovy never went away. in reply to shr1mpch1p #
@OneLuvGurl balls. [...]

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@shr1mpch1p I like your thinking! in reply to shr1mpch1p #
I just got called a square because I don’t smoke weed. Am I do uncool that I didn’t know “square” came back or did it just never go away? #
@tmoverbeck don’t use them. I’ll write up a tutorial for you when I get home from work. [...]

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As if my day wasn’t bad enough! My dog ate my last PS2 controller. #
Alright, Twitterverse, I’m at a bar called Dallasite with @yayasheshe. My liver is in your hands. What am I drinking tonight? #
If you’re in the DFW come join us!
http://bit.ly/14jrno
And seriously! This bartender is looking at me funny! What am I ordering?! [...]

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Just checked the Drudge Report @AddisonImprov and in big red words it says Michael Jackson is dead! in reply to AddisonImprov #
RT @BRIANMBENDIS: so we’re all going to pretend he wasn’t a mentally ill child molester who should’ve been drinking his jesus juice in jail? #

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Just dropped off my boys and their mom at the airport. Not gonna see my monkeys for 3 weeks! #
Just found a Diet Coke® in my car. WTF is a Diet Coke® doing in my car! I don’t even DRINK Diet Coke®! #
@catlinwhatley hmmm… I wonder if you’re willing to enter my abode [...]

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Just dropped off my boys and their mom at the airport. Not gonna see my monkeys for 3 weeks! #
Just found a Diet Coke® in my car. WTF is a Diet Coke® doing in my car! I don’t even DRINK Diet Coke®! #
@catlinwhatley hmmm… I wonder if you’re willing to enter my abode [...]

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Transformer movie fight between @kyle1point0 and @macmoreno http://twitpic.com/861o3 (via @yayasheshe) you should have seen the AFTER pic! #
Haha! BOOM, baby! Score one for alcohol and poor judgement, @kyle1point0! in reply to kyle1point0 #

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I’m sure the day actualy can and will get worse so I won’t even bitter asking. #
@shr1mpch1p hey, thanks. Luckily the day improved. in reply to shr1mpch1p #

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Pizza by Marco is open for both lunch AND dinner. Come get her grub on at 5000 Belt Line in Addison NOW!
http://bit.ly/ZlAaO #
@travelmore moo #

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