• As if my day wasn’t bad enough! My dog ate my last PS2 controller. #
• Alright, Twitterverse, I’m at a bar called Dallasite with @yayasheshe. My liver is in your hands. What am I drinking tonight? #
• If you’re in the DFW come join us!
  http://bit.ly/14jrno
  And seriously! This bartender is looking at me funny! What am I ordering?! #
• For every drink youse guys recommend I shall pinch @kyle1pointe0 in the neck. Hard. Twitpics to follow. #
• Enough pinches and it’ll start to look like a hickey! Should be fun to watch him try to explain it away. Now start with the drink suggestion #
• @shr1mpch1p right on! Can’t wait to check it out! in reply to shr1mpch1p #
• Seriously, tweeps, my alcohol stream has dangerously high levels of blood coursing through it. Let’s remedy this post haste! Suggestions? #
• @shr1mpch1p done and done. That’s one pinch for @Kyle1point0. Thanks, yo! in reply to shr1mpch1p #
• @shr1mpch1p no can do on the sweet tea vodka drink. Instead went with a #tattooedsmurf. It’s kinda sweet. Will still pinch @kyle1point0 in reply to shr1mpch1p #
• Look out, Randy Newman! This guy out here doing kareoke may take your Pixar gig! #
• @AlexaMendez awesome! in reply to AlexaMendez #
• @claudiaizet explain and it’s next! in reply to claudiaizet #
• @JooleeAnnA aren’t they?! in reply to JooleeAnnA #
• @shr1mpch1p lmao natirally that was my FIRST drink! Hotta go with the classics! in reply to shr1mpch1p #
• @Jetsetlife you are SO dodging me! in reply to Jetsetlife #
• Score two pinched for @kyle1point0. @claudiaizet done and done. in reply to claudiaizet #
• My estimated BAC is .066. Let’s see if we can bump it up a bit… Don’t worry, I’m not driving. @yayasheshe is assisting in the debauchery. #
• Free Cabo Wabo schwag from semi-hot chicas with paddles and dispensing free tequila! SCORE! #
• @kyle1point0 because it’s NOT about giant robots and it IS directed by Michael Bay! in reply to kyle1point0 #

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