My three year old son thinks he’s Batman sometimes.  See how he makes his crime-fighting weapons in Mac’s Life #052: Tales of the Batjack!

My 2 year old son Jackson really loves our frog (toad?) Herbie.  Find out just how much in Mac’s Life #042: My French Son!

I generally do my grocery shopping on Monday mornings after I pick up the boys from their mother’s place.  It’s an experience I truly enjoy.  I make it a fun time for them and turn everything into a lesson.  They especially love it when we buy stuff that came from animals.  Join us for some shopping shenanigans in Mac’s Life #040: Eggtime!!

Seriously, these people need to be shaved, sterilied, & destroyed.  They need to be pulled from their vehicles, drawn into the center of town, and publically humiliated.  We need to take away their licenses.  We need to take away other priveliges.  They need to not be able to buy alcohol or lottery tickets.  They need to have memberships to clubs revoked.  If they’re professionals, they should probably be sacked.  Moral turpitude, dammit!  What dishonourable shit could even do something like this?  Where is it ok?  What possible reason would permit them from doing this?  Fear.  That’s all.

“Shit.  I screwed up.  I don’t want to get caught.  What if he’s hurt?  What if he’s dead?  If I leave, they can’t find me!  I’m ok.”

Well I got news for you, buddy.  I’m going to find you.  I’m going to track you down and justice shall be mine.  You WILL be arrested.  You WILL go to jail.  You WILL kiss my bumper and apologize for damaging my car.  You WILL pay my bloody deductible.

How am going to do this?  I need your help.  The help of the Dallas populace.  Here’s what happened:

I was traveling westbound on LBJ Freeway this morning.  I was in the far left lane.  Thanks jointly to weather and normal idiot drivers, traffic in front of me came to a halt and so did I.  Unfortunately, the guy behind me did not.  At 0647 I was struck from the rear by an unidentified vehicle.  All I know is that it was larger than my vehicle (I drive a 2007 Chevy HHR).  We both hit our blinkers and started to move to the right as traffice began moving.  I thought all was well and we were going to exchange info and all would be well in the Kingdom of Nigh.

That’s what I get for thinking, right?  As soon as I got hit I called my ex-wife to let her know I would be late picking up our children.  This call lasted all of 10 seconds and I immediately called 911 to report the incident.  In the process of moving over I lost track of the second driver.  It could have been one of two particular drivers next to me, however I only retrieved one of the license plates.  That’s right, buddy.  There’s a 50/50 shot I got your number!

I got off at TI Blvd and thought he would, too.  He did not.  The ass turkey decided to keep going.  I know he did because it could only have been one of these two vehicles and I was unable to follow.  I couldn’t get back over.  It was too late.

Here’s what I need.  If you were traveling along LBJ Freeway (635 West) in Dallas, Texas around 0647am on Friday, 19 December 2008, I would greatly appreciate it if you happened to be a witness.  Did you see this happen?  Did you see the second vehicle flee?  Make?  Model?  Hell, even COLOUR!  It was too dark for me to see through my rear view mirror, but I would love the help of the public.

Even if you didn’t see this, I’d love if you’d repost this in your own blog to help find the culprit.  MySpace, Facebook, Blogger, WHATEVER!  I need help, youse guys, and I’m in a bunch of pain.  Nothing broken, but I’m still hurtin’.  No sense in me having to pay ANYTHING out of pocket when some JACKASS did this and didn’t even have the gonads to stick around and man up to what he did.

Ass.

By the by.  Today is my son Jackson’s second birthday.  I’m sure he’d love a shout, yo.

Looks like the comics are back?  Yeah, yeah, how many times are you gonna hear it?  I think we’re doing pretty well this time around.  New stuff/new schedule.  Very conservative.  The schedule, not the content.  There may or may not be comics this coming Friday and/or Monday because I’m going out of town for an extended weekend.  I think i’ve earned a bit of a break, don’t you?

Anywho, mosey on over to www.macslife.net to see the latest installment of Mac’s Life: Why I’m Glad I Don’t Have Daughters.